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Thursday, January 29th, 2009
5:44 pm - It's almost that time of year again!

Last year, I had a short interview with the inventor of the man who started the phenomenon, Simon Owens. Now, it's a year later and if you didn't do it the first time around or if you know a bunch of others like us who are fed up with The `Space's bullshit, you can show them just how to delete their account!

Now, don't get confused, the stance of F.L.A.M.E. (The Federation of LiveJournalers Against MySpace Entirely) is still the same: MySpace should be a social networking site for independent entrepreneurs; musical artists, directors and film students, comedians, professional wrestlers, comic creators, photographers and other artists. Not retards showing off their "bods," their cars, their dogs or anyone trying to get you to subscribe to a sex site and especially NOT scene kids taking horrible photo angles of themselves with bad hairstyles and tight pants.

So if you still have an account used for "social interacting," and are sick of the bullshit, then tomorrow, January 30th, it's time to DELETE YOUR MySpace ACCOUNT. Just follow these simple rules, and as long as MySpace doesn't fuck with you too much, your account should end up being deleted.

1. Log in at Myspace dot com. Unfortunately, this is a must if you want to delete your account

2. Click on “account settings” next to your profile picture

3. Click on the “cancel account” link at the bottom of the screen

4. On this screen it tells you to confirm your cancellation. It also provides you a box to explain why you’re canceling your account. To really drive home the message, you should either put “Because it’s International Delete Your Myspace Account Day!” or "Because your site makes me lose my faith in humanity, and I need to tie up lose ends before killing myself." as your reason.

5. You should receive an email that will allow you to “confirm” (hey, didn’t I already “confirm” it like two clicks ago? Myspace sure doesn’t want me to leave) your cancellation. After you’ve once again confirmed it, it tells you to give it 48 hours to complete the cancellation.

6. If your profile doesn’t disappear in 48 hours, raise bloody hell.

Once this is done, pass on the information to anyone you know who still has a `Space and is unhappy with their shitty little life on the net watching videos of Boxxy and playing WoW.

LiveJournal. Even with the Russians and the Snape Rape, we're the superior Social Networking Site.

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Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
2:17 am


Go and Join because you hate MySpace

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Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
2:45 pm


current mood: high

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Friday, September 7th, 2007
10:59 pm - Wow, My space is really sad.

Recently I was looking through my space and I found this guy.   http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139792242 I think he's a perfect example of all the people on my space, desperate, lonely and full of sad, emo blog entries.

current mood: nauseated

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Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
3:05 am

Yes, ED is having a convention. Lulzcon. I'm sure many of you have heard of it by now. It's in Chicago and it's going to be insane. We definitely have at least one more spot open for someone to give a presentation on myspace drama. Anyone interested? Let me know, I will hook it up.

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Saturday, July 21st, 2007
11:47 am

This is a nice piece of work that I went to high school with.  I vaguely remember her as one of those people who just...did...nothing.

Glad to see the Indiana school system worked so well!

"Me and my boo he just farted."


more here.

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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
3:08 pm - Stupid People on Myspace


"Mother Sexy Bitch" on stupidpeopleonmyspace.blogspot.com

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Monday, June 25th, 2007
5:41 pm - oh drama


How to remove your marital status from MySpace


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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
11:27 am - I didn't even think to check LJ!

So, I didn't even think to check LJ for MySpace-related communities until today.

I hope its okay to post this kind of thing but I'm just looking to get some stats (even if they aren't fully scientific) on what people think of the possibility of Yahoo buying MySpace. Can you vote in the poll? If this isn't okay to post this stuff here, let me know and I'll be sure not to again.

SodaHead Opinion Poll: With the possibility of News Corp. selling Myspace to Yahoo! for $12 billion (25% of Yahoo!), is the social networking powerhouse REALLY worth that much?

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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
10:09 am - Bite me, choir boy.

I knowwwww I shouldn't reply to spammers, or jerks in general, but I did when I got this message from "Lone Angel":

LONE ANGEL: Hot, But I think you need maturity...Ever tried Salvia? It can be purchased at passion Cove 281-443-6900

Me: Your mom needs maturity.

LONE ANGEL: Thanks for the abuse.

Me: Thanks for the shitty spam.

LONE ANGEL: All this from a person who claims in her my space to be awhore and athiest. What a piece of work you are. It would only be fitting you are in politics. Do the people you work for know you are such a bitch and don't mind running over anyone who gets in your way?  Sorry to try and be your friend. You know some people may need a friend and you slash them as you have me, does that make you proud, as proud as professing you are a whore?

(Under "occupation" on my Myspace, it says "Hooker" as a joke.  It also says I make $250,000 a year!)

current mood: silly

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Monday, June 11th, 2007
2:28 am

Wow. It sure has been a hard time for LiveJournal lately, hasn't it? With "Strike Through `07," everyone seemed to turn their backs on LJ the day that LJ turned their backs on Free Speech for 3 whole days. Three days out of the past nine years. WOW. And all those people got their LJs and their communities back, didn't they? Yeah. The LJ staff sure are a bunch of nice people. They work hard. I bet those Potter Perverts over in snaperape never get any ads on their home pages, do they? No. Or SPAM from LJ in their inboxes? I doubt it. I bet they never get phished.
But that happens all the time at MySpace...Collapse )

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Wednesday, June 6th, 2007
6:03 pm - Do you hate MySpace as much as I do?

I know you do, you all make fun of it and the people on there all the time! And despite the fact that most of you probably have accounts with The `Space anyways, I want you to come and join the premiere MySpace Hating Community around, F.L.A.M.E. -- The Federation of LiveJournalers Against MySpace Entirely.

We're community for LiveJournal users who HATE everything about MySpace, from their founder Tom Anderson to the hordes of scene kids and cam whores using bad camera angles to further prove that they are nothing more than sheep and lemmings walking off a cliff led by a media machine.
Come, help us spread our members, help us spread the word, and come and make fun of other people you see.

We've been going strong for a little over a year now, but we can always use more members. Come on. Dive in the pool.

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Thursday, April 26th, 2007
12:25 pm - HA!

    so, this isn't really drama.  but on Overheard in NYC:

"Skinny tween boy: My mom told me to be careful of stalkers on MySpace. Then, as soon as I signed up, I already had one friend -- he was this guy named Tom -- just smiling at me. I thought, 'Man, how did the stalker find me so fast?!'

--1 train"

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Friday, March 16th, 2007
2:15 am


By the way, Tom is real, I saw him, and here is proof (LOL) Yeah, baby!


(*had to share, sorry*)

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Thursday, March 15th, 2007
karma_tragedy Bahahhh. I haven't called it yet or anything, but it's circulating around that it's her number.

I guess you guys can call it if you want and harass that retard. " I MADE STRIPES POPULAR. " Lolol. She's gotten so many people deleted, it's starting to just get ridiculous. And everytime she gets herself deleted, on top of it all. Laaame. So here it is.


So give it a try guys, harass, etc. Have fun. E> It'll probably be blocked soon, SO GO FOR IT.

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Saturday, February 24th, 2007
6:53 pm

From the I'm not a Dr. BUT I pretend to be one on Myspace files:


I went to college with this guy LOL. Based on his profile you would think he is some kind of hot shot nephrologist and a medical robotics specialist.

Looked him up on the California Board of Physicians and oh noes he doesn't have license. BUT he does have a Nursing license. The company he displays on his profile is one of those dialysis mills that runs high volume dialysis centers around hospitals. The robotics company in his profile does not exist.
So basically he's a male dialysis nurse that really really wishes he could be a Dr. The stock pictures of "his" cars are a nice bonus. Check out the fundie end of the world video in his blog too.

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Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
8:54 am - "John Hock" n00dz
karma_tragedy Some moron Myspce-nerd scene whatever kid with over a million friends has handed out n00dz. The content has leaked and much laughing has insued. I haven't seen them myself yet, but everyone's gossiping about it.


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Friday, November 24th, 2006
7:55 pm - bahahaha!

c/o of collegehumor.com

Facebook: Hey.
MySpace: Sup.
Facebook: So…how’s it going?
MySpace: It’s going great, actually. How are things with you?
Facebook: Not bad. Not bad at all.
MySpace: I mean, you had a pretty good idea to start with.
Facebook: Now what is THAT supposed to mean.
MySpace: You and I both know that you based Facebook on MySpace.
Facebook: WHAT!? That’s ridiculous. I don’t see your users poking each other!
MySpace: That’s because my users aren’t GAY.moreCollapse )

current mood: amused

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